HOW TO BE AN EGOTIST AND FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE AND MORE POWERFUL.

1: MAIK A SHITTY GAME WHERE U PLAY AS AN ANIMAL OF YOUR CHOICE. I'M GONNA USE A WOLF AS AN EXAMPLE OK.

2: GIVE SAID GAME SUM UNORIGINAL HALF ASSED LORE AND BACKSTORY. FOR EXAMPLE: 2 GROUPS WITH OPPOSITE MENTALITIES HATE EACH OTHER.

3: TRY TO OBTAIN A FANBASE AROUND YOUR GAME. BIG HELPFUL STEP BUT NOT REQUIRED.

4: CREATE A DISCORD SERVER AROUND YOUR THING.

5: GET A ROBOT THAT LEAVES AN EGOTISTICAL MESSAGE WHEN U BAN SOME1 LIKE THIS:

IMAGE OF STUPID DISCORD MESSAGES

6: ALWAYS ATTEMPT TO BELITTLE "HATERS" (PEOPEL WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS) BY REFERRING TO THEM AS CHILD, LITTLE BOY, LITTLE, LITTLE BUTTERFLY. CALLING THEM SMALL MAKES YOU FEEL BIG.

7: NEVER LISTEN TO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. IF SUM1 POINTS OUT FLAWS IN SUMTING U MAID AND TELLS U HOW 2 IMPROVE IT, LABEL THEM AS A HATER, BECAUSE YOUR GAME IS PERFECT AND HAS NO FLAWS. ADDITIONALLY IF THEY CALL U OUT CUZ YOU'RE BEING A CUNT, DO THE SAME THING.

8: BELITTLE OTHER PEOPLE'S GAMES. FIND OTHER GAMES THAT LET YOU PLAY AS YOUR CHOICE ANIMAL. MAKE SURE THAT'S THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON. NEXT GET YOUR FANS TOGETHER AND GO PLAY THE GAME. TALK AMONGST YOURSELF ABOUT HOW IT'S A RIPOFF OF YOUR GAME. NEXT POINT OUT FLAWS THAT THEIR GAME HAS THAT YOUR GAME SUPPOSEDLY DOES NOT HAVE BECAUSE IT'S SO PERFECT. THIS CAN BE DONE WITHOUT FANBASE BUT IT'S BETTER WITH.

9: MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT SO IF ANYONE NEGATIVELY COMMENTS ON SOMEONE FANART OF YOUR GAME, YOU CAN TELL YOUR FANS TO MASS REPORT THEM SO THE DEVAINTART MODS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BAN THE "HATER".

10: FEEL FREE 2 TREAT YOUR OWN "FAN BASE" LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY'LL JUST ASSUME YOU'RE JOKING EXAMPLE:

YOU: FUCK YOU UR A HUGE NIGGER FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF

YOUR FAN: LOL XD FUNNY JOKE LOL

 

NOTES: IF YOU CAN'T GET A FANBASE BUY 1. THIS MAY REQUIRE YOU TO BE A SPOILED BRAT IN A RICH FAMILY.

SOME WAYZ 2 BUY A FANBASE ARE: 

AND (HEY) THAT'S PRETTY (GOOD) MUCH IT. XD.

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